Sunday, August 13
Nice melons.
Friday night is Singles Night at my supermarket. How many crude produce jokes can one make? We easily came up with one for most fruits, vegetables, and dairy products. And we didn't even begin to think about the processed meat section. Which aisle is the best for picking up someone? How's this line: "You like cereal? Really? Me, too."
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"What? Girls? No, I came for the individually wrapped American cheese slices made by Kraft foods."
"Hi, you like Jello too? I'm stocking up on pudding because I'm getting tired of mastication."
"I'm getting the cold shoulder in frozen foods, but I saw a few guys angling for numbers in the seafood section."
"I think the checkout girl was checking me out while she was checking me out."
"Whoa, lookit the canned goods on that one."
"I'm looking for a good two-for-one deal."
"The girl from the produce section is spoiled, the girl in the deli was fresh, but the one in the bakery took the cake."
possibly more later.
tom, how many hours of your life did you spend on that?
The first three just came to me, I had to work for the others. Admittedly, the first three are the best.
-t
actually the last two are my favorite. The next-to-last because it's cheeky, and the last one because it's so, so cheesy.
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