- PRINCE HERBERT:
- What, the curtains?
- FATHER:
- No. Not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.
Tonight I am hanging curtains on the windows of my apartment. They look so much better than the blinds. But more importantly, now I can leave the windows open, and not wear pants!
Today, I learned a valuable lesson about tailgating the car in front of you on the highway. Don't do it. Because the driver may vomit out his window and splatter your car worse than a swarm of bugs. True story.
That sums up my day: vomit on the car and hanging curtains.
1 comment:
I always walk around the apartment with no pants on even when our blinds are open.
This drives mr. anonymous nuts. Now that i think about, I wonder if this is why I am the most popular town watch president in philly.hmm.
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