1. A Roobix Cube - I don't think this is its real name but it was the generic form of the brand name puzzle.
2. Nail clippers - She was clipping her nails during class and the other students found it disgusting.
3. The Watchtower - This is the publication put out by the Jehovah's Witnesses. Not that I was suppressing her religious expression, I just want her to learn about compound interest before she begins questioning me about the afterlife.
4. A Yard Stick - This was placed in her pants and she told me that she could not sit down because she couldn't bend her knees anymore.
5. A Goldfish - In a cup of water. How did that poor goldfish make it all the way to 6th period, I don't know. Did it make it to the end of the day? I don't know that either.
* Names have been changed to protect the innocent - me.
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