Wednesday, January 4

Resolutions 2006

1. Weekday Bedtime = 11 pm.
Not even reading after this time. Accomplishing this will help my morning exercising, keep me focused at work, and allow for more efficient studying.

2. Eat out for lunch only once each week.
Hopefully this will help to thin the waist and thicken the wallet.

3. Drink less.
Alcohol that is. I seriously don’t think this one will happen.

4. Donate as much money to my church as I spend on alcohol in a week.
Just to keep perspective as I give and as I drink.

5. Make a budget.
I have superior Excel skills. Why am I not using them to become more financially responsible?


In case you were keeping score, I broke Resolutions 1 and 3 on January 2.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate Excel. I wish I could resolve to never use it again.

Tom said...

what about the resolutions I made for you? how are those coming?

-t

Anonymous said...

FELECIA BITE YOUR TONGUE EXCEL IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FANASTIC EXTRA ORDINARY PROGRAM ON THE PLANET.

Anonymous said...

Nooo! It's evil. Excel worksheets are the bain of my existence.

Donny said...

Tom, I've already booked my flight for PHILONYE.

Donny said...

Would I kid a kidder?

Anonymous said...

you think i'm a kidder?

Donny said...

Sometimes it's tough to tell.

Anonymous said...

Resolution 6. BLOG MORE OFTEN.

Donny said...

That's a good one.

Anonymous said...

Worse up the Butt???

Donny said...

It's a classic game. In the same genre as "Who would you do, if you had to?" - even though it should be "whom." There are no winners or losers; you keep posing questions until the group is stumped. Here's an example: Which is worse up the butt, a watermelon or a pineapple?

Anonymous said...

A PINEAPPLE HANDS DOWN.