Happy Father's Day

Some of the advice/wisdom that has been passed to me from my father:

• Never pass on the right.
• Sit up straight with your shoulders back.
• When your church asks you for help, give it. They'll be there for you when you ask for help.
• Restrooms are always near the bar.
• If your grandparents give you something, say "Thank you" and take it. We can throw it out when we get home.
• Use sun block on your bald head.
• Or wear a hat.
• Only you can make yourself happy.

Thanks, Dad.