shocker

My car shocks me. Every time I get out of it. Ever since I bought the new tires. And like the stupid rat who never studied Pavlov or Skinner I continue to get out of the car and, likewise, get shocked. Except for the day that Cory came to visit - then I would wait for him to get out of the car first and let him drain all of the electricity. Sure, it was mean, but I've been living with this for months, he can take it for a day.