where's wanda

Tonight I answered the phone and an Asian guy on the other line says, "Uhh, hey, can I talk to Wanda?" Imagine I'm telling this story with my Raymond-voice because I assumed that this was Ray, trying to be a wise guy. Not to miss a trick I told him, "Sure, I'll go get her." -pause- then "hey, buddy, what's up?" But he didn't really respond and it was at this moment that I realized that the caller wasn't Ray. I explained the situation to him and he hung up on me. As I hung up the phone I asked myself, "How did I know he was Asian?"